Ah, the dick pic. A miracle of technology? A creepy nuisance? The Civil War love letter of our time? Amateur cultural anthropologist also known as "some girl on Snapchat" Reece took the time to create this safe for work, illustrated guide to the dick pic. The Low Angle has many benefits and drawbacks. The forced perspective may make your Richard Attenborough RIP seem larger, but chances are your face will look at best dumb and at worst super, duper dumb.
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I was absolutely taken aback when I saw one for the first time. I thought the first guy I went down on only had one ball. It still blows my mind, it looks like a deep-sea mollusk. I was so awestruck by its independent motions. I had no idea that any part of a human body could move in this otherworldly manner. Yeah, sure, the cock was awesome but the balls fascinated me coz they reminded me of squishy stress balls.
I know I'm not supposed to send dick pics. At least that's what everyone's advising post-Weinergate. But what if a girl I'm seeing wants a dick pic? We've hung out a few times. She keeps joking that she wants to see "it. Anything short of pun intended "I would really love to see a photo of your erect penis" does not cut it here pun also intended—for circumcised readers. She is, in your own words, joking. Joking about " it" , which might not be the it you think it is. And even if the it in question here is in fact the very it on your person—i.