Top definition. Unexplainable clutz , who ends up breaking everything. So you have to fuck everything you touch? A hereditary condition in which a person's fingers resemble that of a human penis. A person with penis fingers can be identified by large swollen fingers, usually red to purple in color. Prodtruting viens are also common resulting in severe sensitivity during erection. In more acute cases, frequent shedding of the fingernails may occur. Most diagnosed cases have occured in 30 day cycles, similiar to that of a woman's ovulation cycle. Shit , I got penis fingers.
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Photo courtesy of the author. While attending one of the six million weddings that took place on a field last weekend, my friend spotted an attractive man to pursue. A few glasses of wine and some irrelevant conversations later, the two strangers were fooling around, hands a-flutter under the white-clothed table. One finger! Also, he never followed me back on Instagram. Everyone experiences vagina-ownership differently, but a lone finger resting in there is … not arousing for me, nor is it for many people I spoke with for this article.
The longer the ring finger, the longer the penis, researchers say.
Do guys really like fingering a girl and do girls really like to get fingered? These are the important questions I sometimes ask myself. I have been mulling over fingering for the last two days in an attempt to get to the bottom of it. I will pen my thoughts as they arise. He was forcing his hand between my legs, trying to gain leverage under my swimsuit bottoms. Why do guys like fingering? But boy if it did, guys would be eating spaghetti in an entirely new way! So, we know fingering a girl will not feel quite as nice as it does when it is a penis.
The research team, led by urologist Dr. Tae Beom Kim from Gachon University in Incheon, Korea, measured the fingers and penises -- both stretched-out and flaccid -- of men who were anesthetized before undergoing urological surgery. Men's ring fingers are usually longer than their index fingers. But Kim and colleagues linked a larger gap in finger length -- a lower 2D:4D ratio -- to a longer stretched-out penis. The length of the penis when stretched is believed to correlate to its erect length, the team reported. Earlier studies suggest the 2D:4D ratio is governed by prenatal exposure to the male and female sex hormones, testosterone and estrogen. Women tend to have ring and index fingers of roughly equal length -- a result of less testosterone exposure in the womb, report the Korean researchers.
